Saturday, August 22, 2009

today is saturday.

now class, this is part 2 of pc.

lesson 2:

teaching you how to clean up after a mess.

step one:

you look at the pile of mess you have created and take your usual 5 minutes to process it to your brain.

step two:

you feel remorse or guilt.

step three:

think about how wonderful it is to make a mess at someone else's house and leave it there, considering your aren't the bloody landlord or president.

step four:

sign yourself up for the cleaning up mess classes.

step five:

after receiving your cerificate for 1 year of training, head back down to the house and start cleaning.

follow my magic tactic one-two-three and in five simple steps, your house is cleaned!


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x9:40 PM.




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